Not that Ah believe in tha’ shit. 

*clears throat*

Now hold on here a damn second, man. Ah never.. well, okay, Ah mean, yeah. It happens when yer with uh ‘nother man.. an’ Ah love tuh see him fall tuh pieces, y’know, an’ tha’s the best way. But Ah never said… 

((*swats Paul on the head* Shut up and accept it, Paul. You dirty boy.))

(I keep fucking forgetting I log onto this account when my ask limit is hit. Oh well assume all comments I’ve left are OOC. XD;; I haven’t really touched Paul anyway.)

ask-bamf-paul:

ask-bamf-paul:

askthegoddamnnick:

ask-bamf-paul:

Aw, man, this Keith an’ his Dave are fuckin’ cute as hell. BD Glad tuh see some version uh Keith doin’ good in his life. An’ Dave bein’ alive an’ not eaten by a Witch an’ all.

…Nick. *grunts* Same well-dressed asshole as always, Ah…

Aw, c’mon, Nick, Ah don’t believe in none uh this demon shit. Y’all are jus’ gettin’ intuh some kinda lead poisonin’ or somethin’. Quit drinkin’ the tap water.

I drink bottled water, dumbshit.

Reckon Ah shoulda guessed that. |B

Fuck, Ah don’t know. Maybe y’all’re havin’ an allergic reaction tuh somethin’. Cos, come on, demons? *crosses his arms* Ah don’t buy tha’ fer uh second.

No they ain’t. /:

ask-bamf-paul:

askthegoddamnnick:

ask-bamf-paul:

Aw, man, this Keith an’ his Dave are fuckin’ cute as hell. BD Glad tuh see some version uh Keith doin’ good in his life. An’ Dave bein’ alive an’ not eaten by a Witch an’ all.

…Nick. *grunts* Same well-dressed asshole as always, Ah…

Aw, c’mon, Nick, Ah don’t believe in none uh this demon shit. Y’all are jus’ gettin’ intuh some kinda lead poisonin’ or somethin’. Quit drinkin’ the tap water.

Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.

Oh, shit, man, there’s tons uh songs tha’ do that. But Ah reckon Nirvana does tha’ shit to me loads more’n most. When Ah was in high school, me, Jake an’ Dave’d get high tuh Nevermind. We wore mah CD out. Ah use’tuh do songs offa tha’ CD fer band warm up. Thought we was so cool.

Ah can’t hear a single one uh them songs now withou’ thinkin’ uh bein’ in high school, man.

With th’lights out, it’s less dangerous
Here we are now, en’rtain us
I feel stupid an’ contagious!

[ Step1. Log into another account to bug Ask Blogs on Anon when Tumblr tells you to wait an hour.

Step2. Forget to click “anonymous”

Step3. Quietly lament mistakes and hope Tumblr’s capacity issues just eat the questions.]

Ah’m older, but just by like two years. Ah graduated high school on time though an’ lotsa people think Ah’m four or five years older since Keith got held back a couple times.

He’s got more balls than me when it comes tuh doin’ stupid shit. Ah don’t think Ah’m too good fer it or nothin’ like that, Ah just don’t like jumpin’ off tall shit or ridin’ shoppin’ carts down slanted rooftops an’ whatnot.

But in regular stuff - like racin’, wrestlin’, shootin’ - Ah usually win ‘til Keith cheats. Like th’ time we was shootin’ bows an’ arrows we bought at this tourist trap an’ he lit his on fire an’ shot ‘em at me tuh distract me while he hit th’ target. Caught mah damn pants on fire. *grins*

askthegoddamnnick:

ask-bamf-paul:

Aw, man, this Keith an’ his Dave are fuckin’ cute as hell. BD Glad tuh see some version uh Keith doin’ good in his life. An’ Dave bein’ alive an’ not eaten by a Witch an’ all.

…Nick. *grunts* Same well-dressed asshole as always, Ah see. Sorry yer sick… or whatever’s wrong wit’cha. *blinks*

Don’t ask.

Aw, man, c’mon now. Ah can’t not ask if ya say it like that. u: What’s up?

Share one thing you think about before you you go to bed at night.

Sometimes good shit, like mah friends who survived movin’ on with their lives, gettin’ married an’ shit. Sometimes bad, like mah buddies that didn’t make it, or losin’ mah girl. Ain’t much tuh tell, Ah try not tuh dwell on shit.

Share a relationship story.

Ah met Lavender in high school. She was th’ prettiest girl on th’ cheerleadin’ squad an’ at that time Ah was playin’ uh little bit uh football here an’ there. Mah friend Jake tol’ me tuh talk tuh her an’ Ah did. She asked me out ‘fore Ah was done introducin’ myself. :)

Make a confession.

Ah met Nick once ‘fore him and mah Ellis got hitched. They was both drunk an’ Ellis ended up passin’ out on mah couch. Nick shoved his hand down mah boyfriend’s pants so Ah punched his goddamn lights out. Ain’t never told mah Ellis an’ Ah ain’t gonna ever.

Share a turn on.

When mah boyfriend Brad gets kinda tipsy he gets real’ grabby an’ flushed in th’face. He’s real’ easy tuh tickle, too. So Ah guess that’s kinda uh turn on. :U

Aw, man, this Keith an’ his Dave are fuckin’ cute as hell. BD Glad tuh see some version uh Keith doin’ good in his life. An’ Dave bein’ alive an’ not eaten by a Witch an’ all.

…Nick. *grunts* Same well-dressed asshole as always, Ah see. Sorry yer sick… or whatever’s wrong wit’cha. *blinks*

Ah was thinkin’ th’same ‘bout you an’ Dave. Wish our Dave woulda hooked up with mah brother.. mightuh kept his ass outta trouble more often.

Heh. Pun.

:Y Well, hey there, ma’am.

Share one of the hardest moments in your life.

Before shit got real’ bad, mah girlfriend was real’ bad sick, ended up goin’ tuh the hospital like lotsa people were. She was one uh th’first in Savannah tuh turn. She killed two nurses an’ another patient a’fore they… ‘contained th’ situation.’ When th’doctors called an’ told me.. that was real’ hard on me.

Share the story of something that makes you smile.

Uhh.. lessee.. This one time me an’ mah little brother Keith were shootin’ beer cans in our back yard. We were like.. eight an’ six, Ah reckon. Keith got mad over somethin’ stupid an’ fired th’gun at me… almost hit me, too. But Ah pretended it did and collapsed an’ was playin’ like Ah was dyin’.. and Keith cuddled intuh me an’ said he loved me an’ he was sorry. He was real’ pissed when he realized Ah was foolin’. BD